You may be tempted to eat the shrimp at the DFAC because 1) it’s the only fucking thing they’re serving and 2) you’re not a picky little bitch, BUT DON’T EAT THE FUCKING SHRIMP. YOU COULD WIND UP VERY SICK. YOU COULD POSSIBLY END UP PULLING DOWN YOUR PANTS IN A DITCH WHILE ON PATROL AND SHITTING RIGHT THERE LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION YOU WANTED YOUR LIFE TO GO IN. WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST TAKE THE PCAT A SECOND TIME AFTER STUDYING HARD AND DRINKING LESS. YOU COULD HAVE STAYED IN SCHOOL! ALL OF THIS LEADS BACK TO ALCOHOL, NICO. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DRINKING LESS? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ASAP? DON’T GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING LIP, BOY. THIS WAS YOUR CHOICE! YOU WANTED “ADVENTURE.” YOU WANTED TO “SERVE YOUR COUNTRY.” AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. SHITTING IN THE STREETS. OH MY GOD, NICO I JUST CAN NOT EVEN DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
