Anonymous asked: Where is the US will you be?
Your Anus, Any Town, USA
Prepare your buttholes, America. I will be in you soon enough
Anonymous asked: Even though they didn't show commercials on AFN did they still show beyonce?
duh. It was weird because everyone in the room had a boner and I was like “lol Michelle Williams can’t do anything right.”
Anonymous asked: i'm supposed to be headed over to Leatherneck soon for a year.. some of my buddies are telling me most deployments are getting cut short.. do you know if thats true or not?
You’re probably a Marine if you’re going to LNK. I don’t really know how they do much of anything. I do know that I’ve worker with three Army BCTs since I’ve been in country and two of them did tours that were less than nine months. Hopefully that’s helpful.
Fun fact: they don’t show the commercials when they show the game on AFN
- Dad: I know Afghanistan is like 12 hours ahead of us. Can you tell me who won the Super Bowl
- Me: Beyonce
Last combat mission of OEF 12-13
Smell ya later, Afghanistan
Shout out to the boot ass 2nd LT trying to bitch me out for wearing BCGs as eyepro
They’re ballistic, sir. I’ve worn them in every firefight I’ve been in for the past nine months, sir. Those are really dark camis, you’re wearing, sir. Did you just get here?
For the first time this deployment
I’m nervous :|
“Shouldn’t you be home already?”
I get an email from a buddy in the States. I laugh when I read it. I tell him I got orders for this place. I tell him I’m looking for an apartment in Kabul with a view and a bunker. The truth is… complicated. I’ve been shitty about keeping up with this. I’m not going to apologize for not writing as much because I’m not delusional enough to think that too many people read this.
I’m probably going to continue being shitty about updating this but since I last logged in my buddy Thomas sent me a dick shaped water bottle. Also it snowed here in this shithole. A lot. I’m much more likely to respond to emails since my only consistent form of internet access blocks tumblr. Send me your email in my ask if you want to know about all of the exciting places I’ve rolled my ankle.
