Anonymous asked: tell us who she is!!
Some college football player I’m stalking :((((
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Rarely seen and even more rarely documented: Muslim women in the military.
I’ve seen more pictures of the Loch Ness Monster than of service muslimas. Had the distinct privilege of her falling in on my squad during mobilization training.
Tested negative for everything, y’all! I tell em pussy clean, I tell em pussy squeaky.
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD. This lil guy was chilling in my backyard like he freaking owns the place.
sometimes my gran sends me text messages (?)
Actual Negative Counseling:
SPC (Name Omitted) it was brought to my attention that on the third and the fourth of May 2013 there were two separate incidents in the barracks that you were involved in. On the third of May 2013 you donned all of your Nuclear, Biological, Chemical (NBC) gear and proceeded to commit shenanigans around the barracks. Both shenanigans and the misuse of government equipment is severely frowned upon and will not be tolerated. In addition, on the fourth of May 2013 you participated in a light saber battle in the barracks courtyard in full view of the other companies barracks. If this would have been witnessed by those members of other companies I’m sure it would have struck such a fear in them that leaving their barracks rooms would have been out of the question thus ruining their well deserved weekend.
so fucking done.
I remember how good it felt to come home. I still want to go back though.
Anonymous asked: who are these pretty tattooed ladies you keep posting?
They’re all the same guy. He makes my bathing suit area warm :/
thirst blogging 2013’
