Have you ever laughed so hard you pooped a little but it was worth it cos your friend is getting a hilarious divorce? Hahahaha
Just got a 93/92/90 on his PT test
aaaaaand now I’m gonna go fail weight
Anonymous asked: i bet you got a tattoo or something. and your mom isn't cool w/tattoos or something.
Naw. My moms is cool with all my tattoos. Nothing is for sure yet. If anything happens I’ll let you know.
Anonymous asked: Hey you didn't do anything too stupid, did you ? Kinda worried about you.
Don’t worry. It’s nothing ethically or legally wrong!
If a jacket has a hood and it’s effing raining, I’M GONNA WEAR THE HOOD.
GAWD, I hate the Army. I miss Afghanistan.
My mom is going to be so mad lmao
wish my luck, everybody!
:/
Rarely seen and even more rarely documented: Muslim women in the military.
I’ve seen more pictures of the Loch Ness Monster than of service muslimas. Had the distinct privilege of her falling in on my squad during mobilization training.
Tested negative for everything, y’all! I tell em pussy clean, I tell em pussy squeaky.
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD. This lil guy was chilling in my backyard like he freaking owns the place.
