if you google "muscular hobo" the first image is...
One of the female Soldiers on our team got...
And I was the only one who punched her. NOW I LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR TRYING TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS GAHHHH
Just pretending this Soldier of the month...
Trying to get together a plan for block leave
what’s the best city (in the continental US) to have a herpes scare in???
year36 asked: Pubes or beard?
I didn't shave for two months and nobody got hurt...
SHOUT OUT TO THE TALI-BEE THAT STUNG ME ON MY...
My finger looks like a .50 cal round. Let me OD on benadryl and see if this fixes anything.
Anonymous asked: r u a power bottom?
Sometimes I wonder how the Russian* ladies cutting...
*let’s be real, they’re Soviets
penisinyourmomsmouth: I hate locals tbh our kits are set up so similarly… it must be fate.