thebirdandhiscigarettes-deactiv asked: holy shit. that's a fucking poem right there. fuck. so good.
rayjkardashian asked: Yes please, im going to have to send you something. use someones knife
A million years ago I was living in an apartment I couldn’t afford and going to a state school for a degree I didn’t care for. The guy I was convinced was the love of my life had just left me for an academic program in Spain. I would later find out he really left me for chubby premed student with purposefully mismatched facial features. I spent my days working a shitty job I hated in...
bearsimdisappointedin liked your photo: i am being cyberbullied I honestly think that the Army as whole is closer to accepting me as a gay Soldier than the gay community as a whole is to accepting me as a minority. But sometimes it’s nice to remember that there are people out there who share my struggle. Also bearsimdisappointedin is following me. lol
Things I put in my body.
In 2006 I was in a car accident that cost me several teeth and left a fun scar on my chin. My best friend made a left hand turn on a yellow light in his 1950s Ford 150 that was in a constant state of restoration. My buddies truck was a basically a steel can of exposed wires made that often smells of gasoline. At the same time my friend tried to turn, a late model crew cab decided to run the...
I need some Beyonce strength skin bleach.
This tan hands, tan face, pale everything else combination is not and will never be the look.
On a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy's teeth the sides of...
I am in a warzone and I will wear my hair as I please. AR 670-1 can just deal with my combat mohawk.
Anonymous asked: rape victim
the taliban can just deal with my Patriotism today
because i am going to be insufferable
There are a few Nato soldiers on this base
I’m about to go America all over their asses
Anonymous asked: Would it be bad for me to get a white kitten and name him Jiggaboo? I'd call him Boo for short, so people would think he was ghosty and shit. And not know I'm a closet racist. HALP, WHAT TO DO?
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M GOING TO NEED TO SHOWER...
hypothetical: a naked glow stick dance during a...