February 2013
40 posts
I don't have PTSD
but when my roommate randomly came home from his deployment today screaming in what was probably Gbandi I had a pretty amazing panic attack okay this has been a post.
If I'm not satisfied to stay in ranks with these support ass weenies I can't continue being content to meet their standards
Survived first deployment; died of tooth whitener poisoning?
Do my parents still get my SGLI benifits if I die from crest poisoning????
how much crest white strip is safe to swallow?
if the answer is anything less than an entire upper and three quarters of a lower your boy might spend the last part of this three day weekend on the phone with poison control y’all
After having been to war I still prefer it to pooping at a gay bar
#AdultHood
Drunkenly stumbling through Best Buy drinking midrange scotch from a trendy flask with Soviet marking when a red headed employee in her early 20s tells me I can’t drink in the store with all the seriousness of a doctor delivering news of a terminal illness. Shhhhhh, I tell her. It’s cool, I tell her. I buy a $1,500 computer. It’s cool.
mindhiatus replied to your post: My insomnia is getting worse/weird
What kind of sandwich?
Italian sub with guacamole I made from some overly ripe farmer’s market avocados.
jimmyfellagan replied to your post: My insomnia is getting worse/weird
ptsd?
Naw, I’ve been on three time zones in the past two weeks. I’m blaming this on travel and normal deployment things.
My insomnia is getting worse/weird
after not sleeping for three days I woke up face deep in a sandwich in my kitchen. Life is an adventure.
blh308 replied to your post: today was a half day and I almost bought a springfield
If that was an “Arrested Development” reference…you just became a bit more cool to me than you already were. ;)
Ha. yes. Since we got back we’re working a lot of half days and I’ve been saying it a lot.
Poop like nobody's listening
today was a half day and I almost bought a springfield
I'm intrigued by the whole 'not bleeding out because he was dehydrated' thing. Is that a thing? Like, not just a 'this guy was special. praise Allah' thing? i.e., if i know I'm going to get show next week, am I more likely to 'survive' if I stop drinking water until then?
I think he was dehydrated when he went out. I’m not really sure because 1) I’m not a medic and 2) I’m pretty dumb.
