but when my roommate randomly came home from his deployment today screaming in what was probably Gbandi I had a pretty amazing panic attack okay this has been a post.
Do my parents still get my SGLI benifits if I die from crest poisoning????
if the answer is anything less than an entire upper and three quarters of a lower your boy might spend the last part of this three day weekend on the phone with poison control y’all
Drunkenly stumbling through Best Buy drinking midrange scotch from a trendy flask with Soviet marking when a red headed employee in her early 20s tells me I can’t drink in the store with all the seriousness of a doctor delivering news of a terminal illness. Shhhhhh, I tell her. It’s cool, I tell her. I buy a $1,500 computer. It’s cool.
What kind of sandwich?
Italian sub with guacamole I made from some overly ripe farmer’s market avocados.
Naw, I’ve been on three time zones in the past two weeks. I’m blaming this on travel and normal deployment things.
after not sleeping for three days I woke up face deep in a sandwich in my kitchen. Life is an adventure.
blh308 replied to your post: today was a half day and I almost bought a springfield
If that was an “Arrested Development” reference…you just became a bit more cool to me than you already were. ;)
Ha. yes. Since we got back we’re working a lot of half days and I’ve been saying it a lot.
I think he was dehydrated when he went out. I’m not really sure because 1) I’m not a medic and 2) I’m pretty dumb.