shout out to the Major who pushed me to the ground...
soldierporn: Army Specialist Joshua N. Nelson. 16 September 2012. Died in Zabul province, Afghanistan of injuries suffered when their position was attacked with small arms fire. Nelson was assigned to 202nd Military Intelligence Battalion, 513th Military Intelligence Brigade, Fort Gordon, Ga.,
are you fucking kidding me? →
Dude, Where's my home?: Listen →
letsgottoafghanistan: You guys always ask me this question, and I always answer the same way. Then I get 23957340596720397413205834690 people trying to justify or create a situation when it’s ok. ME, PERSONALLY, THIS GUY - Thinks that people are insane for wanting, and for being excited to deploy, For wanting and… Also you might find in yourself in a position where you have to poop in...
Where's my battle buddy?
Strapped to my damn thigh with a round in the chamber. Fuckoutta here with that shit
It's September 11th here.
It’s eleven years to the day. We’re at the point where many of the men and women deployed to Afghanistan were in elementary school on that day. I don’t really know what to write but it’s sort of appropriate because even if I did I wouldn’t want to. Someone’s practicing for a ceremony nearby. They’re firing blanks in unison. I wince every time.
My body is extremely regular. Everyday I use the toilet between a MSG and a Full Bird. I really want to sing “when I poo, you poo. Just like that.” But they don’t seem like Luda fans. Probably Nas gents, I bet.
Attention french soldiers:
The greatest backhanded compliment
I had lunch with my old Platoon Sergeant a couple days ago. We deployed in different companies and randomly ran into each other on this giant FOB we’re temporarily at. In the DFAC a very pretty female Captain sat down at the table next to us. “Tell me you wouldn’t hit that.” I laughed and shook my head. She was really pretty in spite of her mild acne and also her vagina....
Soldier (to a nude MEDEVAC casualty: oh cool dick, bro!