May 2012
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why yes, it is 0140 in afghanistan right now. so...
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Afghans are really touchy/molesty
D:
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Apparently a pink pt belt means you're down to...
THANK GOD MINE IS BLUE
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Darkness is a luxury now
So is privacy, but that was expected. The sun takes forever to set. Red lights replace darkness before the sun even sets.
WHAT I’M SAYING IS I HAVENT BEAT OFF IN A WHILE.
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Teetotalism is such an ugly word
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i already miss beer so much
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on the bright side my stomach is about to have all of the abs.
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It's taking every bit of military bearing I have...
fuckyeahhafghanistann-deactivat asked: Thosr boots are ugly
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Anonymous asked: happy armed forces day, faggot
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waybckintolove asked: Happy Armed Forces Day! :)
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can justin timberlake please quit acting and go...
the people want to dance, justin
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I have fewer days in country than sexual partners...
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Sitting in the sun waiting to qual on this range
Even when my life sucks it’s kind of glorious.
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I don't want to have to do that again until after...
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i swear that was the last time i'm going to change...
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keeping this fleshy vessel sustained on booze,...
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I might drink too much.
My last day in my hometown was the first time I actually noticed how much weight my exboyfriend had gained. A beer belly pushed through his blue button down. It’s weird that I didn’t notice his new gut when we hooked up three weeks ago. Beer does that I guess; gives bellies to binge drinkers then hides them from tipsy tricks. For as much as a beat myself up for anything that might...
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My dick is so breezy today
Is it just me or do these MCU’S have some wide ass dick flaps. So weird.
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My grandmother's hair is thick and coarse.
Her short curls lay somewhere between a bob and a pixie. She still uses the same brand of chestnut dye that she has for years. She looks much younger than her seventy years, so from far the effect looks natural. Up close it’s a different story. When my grandmother pressed her head into my chest I noticed the tell tale silver roots.
Before she pulled away I’d hoped that my hair would...
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Walking through the airport carrying a multicam...
Do I look like the biggest piece of shit ever or just in recent years?
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how many hoodies am I supposed to take with me to...
right now I’m taking two hoodies and a cardigan because I am an idiot.
I miss Selena
(I’m drunk)
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I'm about to get kicked out of the real world...
"oh you're in the army? I was in the army too!
“yeah I went through ROTC and commissioned as a 2nd Lt but then I found out I was pregnant before I left for officer basic so I got out”
I’m making that Gene Wilder face so hard rn.
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freehudson replied to your post: Bar blogging
So I wear AX underwear that don’t cost $60. Who in the 9 layers of hell is making yours?
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Bar blogging
Found myself in a bbar thats half hipster/half borderland local. My ex showed up at this hipster bar. Also in attendance: an ugly hipster I’ve hooked up with, a tragic baby fag who keeps making eye contact, and a trumpet player for the band that my friend insisted on introducing me to. This is what happens when I wear $60 dollar underwear to a borderland bar.
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fun fact: panic attacks can be treated by holding...
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my life is so farkakte right now. i just want to...
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Bristol Palin really is terrible.
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just downloaded Lolita and three Vonnegut books...
except for all the fisting D:
