abuelitas are the only hangover cure
last night we didn't chug bottled beer while...
we didn’t do that. that’s not a thing that people do.
To admit how scared of birds I am :|
Okay I'm so drunk and it's time
Waiting to be dismissed for the weekend. Passing...
Eating donuts and cleaning weapons
I can’t get the taste of CLP out of my mouth.
letsgottoafghanistan asked: It's not polite to brag on someones tumblr when clearly they are emotionally distraught over the issue :( Haha. How's life man?
theycallhimdoc-deactivated20120 asked: Sup bro, i've reblogged a few of your post and I wanted to say I like your tumblr. Glad I followed! Got a ton of respect for all servicemembers. Being an Army brat since day one means I had to follow you and give a little Army loving to my Marine Corps and Navy filled dash haha. Take Care on your upcoming deployment dude!
Anonymous asked: A lot of Soldiers say they are all business -- don't get their meat where they get they their bread and all that -- but you have eyes. Is there a guy or guys in your unit you wanna get with? That turn your head and you think oh damn yeah? Do you stalk them on Facebook (j/k). Do you ever jack off thinking about them?
Anonymous asked: Just wanted to caution you about being careful what you tumble. I got an Article 15 earlier this tour (I'm still in Afghanland) when something I put up made the news. It didn't violate OPSEC or UCMJ but I guess it made my command look bad so they pulled something out of their asses and I got a 7/7 for it. I swear to you the text of the charge was "failure to clear soldier's...
sean-p3 asked: On the need to bust one: lol, story from my first ship. We had been underway for I don't know, weeks, and I was in serious need. Came back down from the midwatch and had the idea that my buddy in the bottom rack was on watch. So I rub one out, not especially loudly, but not making any particular attempt to be quiet either. I'm just at the "mopping up" stage when the phone...
Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys.
field cuts and losses
Our last few training missions didn’t go well. We’ve accomplished the goals but we’ve had a lot of close calls and made a lot of dumb mistakes. We’ve had a few casualties but we have specials skills so the training center cadre resurrect us each time we die. The maneuver units we support need us pretty badly. My platoon sergeant somehow talked me into letting him cut my...
Of course we get a fucking mortar attack when I...
so-yeah88 asked: 3 weeks? that sounds horrible.
sac965 asked: why sneek I'm sure the rest off the guys are in the same boat. try it in the tent late at night hehhe or in the med tent. So how's the feet and are you real as some guy is posting that you are not?
Oh my god I need to sneak off and beat off
Sergeant is making me go to the aid station...
My trench foot has gotten startlingly more trench-y in the last 18 hours D:
I could die tonight in this tornado and people...
Why is this female 1LT flirting with me?
Go away, ma’am.
hiddenmedicinthesand-deactivate asked: Ok this is the medic side of me taking over, I'm sure you already know how to treat this but just in case to beat a dead horse. 1) wash often and thoroughly dry them before putting socks on 2) change socks often if damp/wet 3)soak your feet in warm/hot water for 5-10 minutes dally 4)DO NOT WEAR SOCKS TO BED (this one will probably be hard to do); Finally if you have open wounds it is time to...
I have trench foot
Anonymous asked: I want to make a caramel colored baby with you.
sac965 asked: god you look rough. Not enough sleep is your problem young man lol
The worst part about bein gay isn't the...
It’s fighting the urge to update your fb/twitter/tumblr with a fucking Adele* lyric when you get broken up with/feel lonely. Gaaaaaaawd *or gayish artist/band of your choice
A PFC just asked me if I was drinking because it's...
iaremarine: No ASSHOLE, I’m drinking because I’m off and an alcoholic. And here I am in the field. Sober. -___-
A THREE HOUR AAR, BRO ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW I...
Anonymous asked: miss u
Found a huge bundle of afghanis on a detainee...
Your boy fixin post up in the club in a mandress heeeeey
sac965 asked: Ah a month in the field. The smell of man lol. And what hair is going to grow back?
Post from the field 2
Sometimes when we go on missions with infantry units, we stay with them the night before. Two quick differences I noticed from my unit and 11B’s: 1) these guys are much more formal. Everything is yes sergeant, no sergeant. The juniors are either at parade rest or pushing. Lol. 2) these guys are really fucking gaaaaaaay. Seriously, all they do is fucking flirt with each other. ...
costaricanlionroars asked: is it hard being a gay soldier? I know some who struggle and some who dont at all
Post from the field
Found a spot with cell service, learned the soldier’s prayer (Lord be a fence around my body as I use this port-a-potty)
the worst part of field training
is the lack of shower access. not only do you end up smelling homeless but all your body hair grows back and ughhhhhhh i just don’t want to deal with this. see you in a month, tumblr
this conversation was unprovoked, fyi
Random NCO: We had to do a mercy kill when I was in iraq
Random NCO: It was a dog that got it's legs blown off from an IED. We had to call up and get permission and everything.
My pec cleavage hurts so bad omg i want 2 die!!!1 If I go out drinking tonight this shit is almost certainly going to bruise.
GAY COUPLE IN MARINE HOMECOMING PHOTO SPEAKS →
chroniclesofamarine: “It’s your typical homecoming photo.”
I remember talking to Captain America before he died, and he explained what...