jimmyfellagan asked: How's it over there? I'm supposed to be going to RC south next june or july.
Discussing a firefight
Marine: I was black, and not the way Nico likes it
My favorite care package
has been the unsolicited package I received from a baptist church in Oregon warning me I could spend next Christmas burning in hell if I don’t change my ways. This was even better than all the shit I got for my birthday.
dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy asked: does a bagel even feel good on your wiener?
Anonymous asked: Did u at least eat the bagel after?
kiratala asked: You must be terribly bored to have resorted to a bagel?
Anonymous asked: What's it like over there? I'm planning on enlisting next year. What do you do over there?
kiratala asked: Bagel huh? >.> Did it at least have cream cheese?
mylifelongadventure asked: Do you ever put two scorpions or something in a fish tank and try and get them to fight?
Now that this deployment is almost over
I call almost every female by their maiden names since their marriages pretty much all failed.